If you’re on Twitter, you’re very likely to experience Twitter Crushing at least once.
Here are the 5 Stages of Twitter Crushing that you might experienced:
Stage One: DISCOVERY
Ooh, who are you? A cute avatar, and a funny timeline, why I have never noticed you before? *click follow*
Stage Two: RESEARCH
I have to know your full name so I can find your Facebook and all of your blog accounts! Where do you live? What is your Zodiac? Are you still single? Nah, a beautiful person like you is impossible to be single. Do you like dogs? OMG I suddenly started to love dogs too! We have so much in common!
Stage Three: OBSESSION
OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I SAVE ALL OF YOUR AVATARS AND EVERYTHING RELEVANT ABOUT YOU AND I MENTION YOU EVERYDAY WHY HAVEN’T YOU FOLLOW ME BACK YET!!!?
Stage Four: DEPRESSION
I HATE YOU WHY YOU BLOCK ME INSTEAD!! OMG MY LIFE SUCKS YOU RUIN MY LIFE AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!! WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT!!!?!
Stage Five: ACCEPTANCE
I have accepted that we will never tweet up but I’ll still continuously love you anyway and I’m okay with that.